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Poor Man's Security System
Subject: Security system...
TO INSTALL A POOR MAN'S SECURITY
SYSTEM:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of
men's used work boots ---a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top
of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it......a really big dog
dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says
something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have
gone to get more ammunition - back in a hour.
Don't disturb the Pit bulls, they've just been
wormed."
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