Actually my thought lent more to locating a unused dish in his area. You know the type. Pointed at the ground or due north
The only problem at that point is transportation which usually can be accomodated with a normal pickup truck or flat bed trailer and a few tie downs.
I live somewhat remote so flatbed trailers are in almost every yard along with tractors with ft end loaders. For me where I live obtaining and moving a larger dish (under 16') is not that big of a problem.
Not to mention you simply can not paint any cool things on a mesh dish
Like making it look like a face or eyeball or ...